codons:
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
(via pensive-brony)
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
draco malfoy: hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but i am a racist
i hate gingers
and mudbloods
i despise gryffindor house
and my parents work for the man who killed your parents
would you like to be my friend?
(Source: jordan-reamy)
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